♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
IT'S THE 777!
TOWER TO IGGY. TOWER TO IGGY.
LET'S SEE HOW HIGH SHE'LL FLY!
ROGER, SIR. I'LL TAKE THIS BABY UP TO THE WILD BLUE YONDER.
HANG ON TO YOUR HAT! IGGY OVER AND OUT.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, OR WHAT?
UH-OH! SOMETHING'S WRONG!
WHAT'S WRONG, IGGY?
UH, I DON'T KNOW, SIR. IT'S--IT'S SPUTTERING!
WE'RE GOING DOWN. WE'RE GOING DOWN!
MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
AND SOME PEOPLE THINK CATSARE STUPID.
Iggy: AAH! CRASH!
BASH! BOOM!
[IMITATING SPUTTERING ENGINE]
Man: WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET?
OH, I WAS JUST TESTING MY 777, GRANDPA.
YOUR GRANDMA AND I THOUGHT A REAL JET WAS LANDING ON OUR HOUSE.
OH, I'M SORRY, GRANDPA.
I WAS JUST PRETENDING.
I'M GONNA BE A TEST PILOT WHEN I GROW UP.
I WASA TEST PILOT!
YOU WERE?
GRANDPA, YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE A JET PILOT!
THAT'S BECAUSE HE JUST MADE IT UP!
I SAW IN THE PAPER THAT THE AIRSHOW'S IN TOWN. WANT TO GO?
AN AIRSHOW? WITH REAL AIRPLANES?
YEAH--EVERY KIND OF PLANE YOU CAN IMAGINE.
YA-HOO!
Grandpa: AND THEN I CRASHED,
BUT LUCKILY FOR ME, THERE WAS A BIG, HUGE MUD PUDDLE,
AND I GOT UP AND WALKED AWAY WITHOUT A SCRATCH.
THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE IT!
AND I DON'T EITHER.
NO, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE FEELING OF FLYING.
IN THE OLD DAYS,
YOU COULD FEEL THE WIND RIGHT IN YOUR FACE,
AND IT WAS THE GREATEST FEELING IN THE WORLD.
AND THE WIND IN YOUR FACE
MAKES YOU FEEL SO GOOD
THAT YOU FLY HIGHER AND HIGHER
AND HIGHER AND HIGHER,
UNTIL YOU FINALLY JUST TAKE OFF!
WHOA!
HEATHCLIFF! GET BACK IN HERE!
PHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.
THAT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME
I ALMOST FLEW RIGHT OUT OF THE PLANE!
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT.
YEESH!
EH, MAYBE THIS WON'T BE SO BAD AFTER ALL.
NOW, HANG ON TO YOUR TICKET STUBS,
BECAUSE WE'RE HAVING A DRAWING,
AND THE WINNER GETS A FREE RIDE IN THE 777.
WOW!
A FREE RIDE IN A 777!
GRANDPA, HANG ON TO THOSE TICKET STUBS.
I'M GOING TO WIN THAT FREE RIDE!
THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUN RIDE.
YES, SIR, WE MIGHT JUST HAVE TO WIN THAT RIDE.
[GRR]
[HISS]
EASY, MAX. EASY, BOY!
THERE, THERE, BABY. HE WON'T HURT YOU.
[HISSES AND SPITS]
UH, SORRY.
NOW, THESE ARE CALLED BIPLANES
BECAUSE THEY HAVE TWO WINGS.
I USED TO FLY THESE PLANES.
IS THERE ANYTHING THAT HE DIDN'T DO?
I KNOW HOW EVERYTHING WORKS ON THIS PLANE.
WOW! YOU DO, GRANDPA?
YUP. HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU.
[HEATHCLIFF IMITATING PROPELLER]
[BONK]
OUCH! THAT WING DINGED ME!
HEY, CAT! GET DOWN OFF THERE!
GET LOST, GENERAL!
[GRR]
NYAH NYAH-NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH!
[GRR]
WHOOPS!
[SNARLING]
THIS MOVES THE WING WHEN YOU DO THIS.
[BONK]
GEE, ANOTHER WING DING!
STEP RIGHT UP, LADIES AND GENTS,
AND SEE THE TWIRLING BULLDOG.
HE WALKS, HE TALKS, HE FLIES THROUGH THE AIR!
IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S ON THAT PROP!
I THINK THIS SWITCH WILL STOP HIM.
[BARKING]
[HOWLS]
Grandpa: I USE TO FLY THESE HOT-AIR BALLOONS WHEN I WAS A KID.
Grandma: HE DID?
THESE BALLOONS ARE FULL OF HOT AIR.
WHAT DID HE SAY, GRANDMA?
HE SAID THAT HE WAS FULL OF HOT AIR.
[GRR]
CAREFUL, NOW! THE FIRST STEP'S A DOOZIE.
HELP!
BON VOYA-GEE, YOU MUTT!
HA HA HA HA!
[YELPS]
GOING DOWN!
OH, NO!
[CRASH]
LOOK! IT'S THE BLUE DEVILS!
I USED TO FLY IN A GROUP LIKE THAT
WHEN I FIRST GOT MARRIED.
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
Grandpa: I USED TO FLY HELICOPTERS.
Girl: I BET YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT EITHER, HUH, GRANDMA?
YOU FOLKS WANT A HELICOPTER RIDE?
OH, PLEASE, GRANDPA,
CAN WE?
SURE!
YOU WANT ME TO FLY HER, OR WHAT?
UH, NO. THAT'S OK.
[MAX GROWLING]
Girl: HEATHCLIFF, COME HERE!
STOP PICKING ON HIM, YOU OLD BULLDOG!
UH-OH!
HELP!
AAH!
HEY, WATCH IT! GIVE ME A BREAK, BIRD!
Grandma: LOOK, IGGY, THERE'S THE 777.
OH, ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
MOMMY!
Heathcliff: I KNOW YOU HAD A TOUGH TIME,
BUT DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE STRETCHING THINGS A BIT?
LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT!
THE PAUSE THAT REFRESHES.
I USED TO DO THAT!
I THINK I REMEMBER THAT ONE.
GOTCHA!
OOH!
LOOK. THERE'S HEATHCLIFF!
[THUD]
P.A.: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE JUDGES ARE IN THE BOOTH,
AND THE DRAWING IS ABOUT TO BEGIN
TO SEE WHO WILL BE THE LUCKY WINNER OF THE 777 RIDE.
WE WILL READ YOU THE WINNER'S NAME IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES.
OH, GRANDPA, I'VE JUST GOT TO WIN!
JUST HOPE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT, IGGY.
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND HOPE.
THE WINNER IS..
IGGY NUTMEG!
OH, BOY! I WON, I WON! YA-HOO!
NOPE, I'VE NEVER FLOWN ONE OF THESE.
AM I HEARING RIGHT?
WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T PULL THIS LEVER.
DO YOU MIND?!
NO!
GRANDPA, THE PILOT GOT EJECTED!
HE'S GONE!
TOWER TO 777. CAN YOU HEAR ME?
777 TO TOWER. WE READ YOU.
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
[GRR]
HOW'S THAT SHIP DOING THOSE THINGS?
WATCH OUT! IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
LOOK! THE KID'S BRINGING IT IN FOR A LANDING!
HOLD IT STEADY, KID.
HOLD IT STEADY!
[CHEERING]
YAY! YAY! YAY!
SOMEDAY, YOU'LL BE AS GOOD A PILOT
AS YOUR GRANDFATHER, HONEY.
I AM SO TIRED.
AH! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO--
A NICE, REFRESHING CATNAP.
[SNORING]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
GO AWAY!
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
WHO ARE YOU TELLING TO GO AWAY?
UH, UH...NO, I SAID DON'T GO AWAY.
WELL, THAT'S BETTER,
BECAUSE I NEED YOUR HELP.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S THE MATTER!
MUFFY DuPARR, THAT'S WHAT'S THE MATTER!
[BELLS RINGING]
[HORN BLARES]
WAY TO GO!
OOH, SHE MAKES ME SO MAD, I--
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE COULD DO THIS TO ME!
CLEO, DON'T!
DON'T INTERRUPT! OOH, SHE MAKES ME SO MAD, I...
I WANT TO THROW SOMETHING!
NO!
AHH!
OH, NO!
AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR HER,
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE COULD DO THIS!
NO, CLEO!
PUT THE TELEVISION DOWN--
CAREFULLY.
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?
OH, THAT MUFFY DuPARR!
HER OWNERS ARE OUT OF TOWN,
AND SHE'S HAVING A BIG SOCIETY PARTY.
I REALLY WANTED TO GO, BUT I'M NOT INVITED
BECAUSE I'M NOT A PEDIGREE.
I WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO PROTECT HER FROM DOGS
WHEN WE WERE BOTH KITTENS,
BUT NOW I'M NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO GO TO HER PARTY!
IT MAKES ME SO MAD, I--I WANT TO THROW SOMETHING!
HERE. YOU CAN THROW THIS.
JUST THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW INTO THE JUNKYARD,
AND YOU'LL FEEL A LOT BETTER.
WAIT TILL I OPEN THE WINDOW!
OK, NOW!
OOH!
Cleo: YOU WERE RIGHT. I DO FEEL BETTER NOW.
BUT I'M STILL FURIOUS ABOUT NOT BEING INVITED TO THAT PARTY!
OH, YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY WITH THOSE SNOBS ANYWAY.
YES, I WOULD!
OK. OK, YOU'LL GO, AND I'LL BE YOUR ESCORT.
NO...I'LL BE YOUR ESCORT.
MUFFY WILL PROBABLY BE LOOKING FOR ME IN A DISGUISE,
BUT SHE'LL NEVER THINK THAT
I'D COME DRESSED AS A BOY CAT,
AND SHE'LL NEVER RECOGNIZE YOU
DRESSED AS A GIRL CAT!
RIFF RAFF, YOU'RE A GENIUS!
OF COURSE SHE WON'T RECOGNIZE ME AS A GIRL CAT,
BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO DRESS LIKE A GIRL CAT.
OH, THANK YOU, RIFF RAFF!
RIFF RAFF, I DON'T MEAN TO BE CRITICAL,
BUT YOU REALLY SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PLACE.
IT'S A MESS!
I'LL PICK YOU UP LATER.
OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE A PARTY WE'LL NEVER FORGET!
BYE!
PARTY?
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?
HIS FAVORITE RADIO STATION IS PLAYING
THE 3,000 GREATEST HITS OF ROCK AND ROLL IN ORDER,
AND HE HASN'T SLEPT FOR OVER A WEEK!
SO, WHAT PARTY ARE WEGOING TO?
WEAREN'T GOING TO ANY PARTY.
YOU GUYS WOULDN'T WANT TO GO TO THIS PARTY.
YOU JUST DON'T WANT US TO HAVE ANY FUN.
BOO-HOO-HOO!
YOU HAVE TO TAKE US!
OH, I DO, HUH?
OK, YOU CAN COME,
BUT YOU HAVE TO DRESS UP JUST LIKE I DO.
COME ON INSIDE, AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU HAVE TO WEAR.
♪ PARTY, PARTY, PARTY
Riff Raff: WITH THESE DISGUISES,
MUFFY WILL NEVER RECOGNIZE US.
I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA WORK.
BESIDES, NO ONE WOULD CARRY THIS PURSE WITH THIS DRESS!
NEVER MIND THAT, HECTOR.
JUST TAKE CARE OF WORDSWORTH.
Cleo: I GUESS THAT'S AS GOOD AS IT'S GOING TO GET.
[KNOCK KNOCK]
YES?
WE'RE HERE FOR THE PARTY.
MAY I SEE YOUR INVITATION?
I, UH...UH, SEEM TO HAVE, UH, MISPLACED IT.
Butler: I'M SORRY.
YOU CAN'T COME IN IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN INVITATION.
I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T ATTEND
SUCH A COMMON AFFAIR, PRINCESS RAFFINA.
PRINCESS?
DID YOU SAY "PRINCESS"?
[NORMAL VOICE] THAT'S RIGHT. AHEM.
[FEMININE VOICE] THAT'S RIGHT.
I AM PRINCESS RAFFINA.
WHY, COME RIGHT IN, YOUR HIGHNESS.
[SARCASTICALLY] WHY, COME RIGHT IN, YOUR HIGHNESS.
I WANT YOU TO MEET ALL OF MY GUESTS, PRINCESS.
MONGO, LET'S YOU AND ME GO MEET THE FOOD.
HEY! SAVE SOME FOR US!
COME ON, MONGO. GIVE ME A HAND WITH HIM.
THERE. THAT OUGHT TO HOLD HIM.
AHEM! WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU TWO LADIES
WOULD LIKE TO DANCE.
[NORMAL VOICE] TAKE A--
[FEMININE VOICE] TAKE A HIKE, PAL.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, CAUSE A SCENE?
I AIN'T DANCING WITH THOSE GUYS.
LOOK, YOU WANTED TO COME TO THIS PARTY.
NOW DON'T RUIN IT FOR CLEO.
DANCE!
[GUESTS MUTTERING]
OOH!
OUCH!
OOH! OW!
YOU KNOW, PRINCESS,
I EXPECTED TO SEE MY GOOD FRIEND CLEO AT THIS PARTY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE ISN'T HERE.
SHE WAS INVITED.
WELL, IF SHE DOES SHOW UP,
I HOPE SHE DOESN'T BRING THAT ALLEY CAT RIFF RAFF WITH HER.
YOU KNOW, SKIP, I THINK IT WOULD BE VERY NICE
IF YOU ASKED MY COUSIN, THE DUCHESS, TO DANCE.
UH... I DON'T, UH...
I THINK THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA, SKIP.
BUT, MUFFY!
DANCE, MISTER.
BEAT IT, CHESTER. I'M CUTTING IN.
UH, THIS IS MY DANCE, SKIP.
[HOWLING]
MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE, DUCHESS?
Skip: WHOA!
YOU GONNA LET HIM TAKE YOUR DATE AWAY?
Chester: WHAT CAN I DO?
Princess: WHAT CAN YOU DO?
YOU CAN STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR HER!
WHAT ARE YOU, A CAT OR A MOUSE?
I'M A CAT, AND I'M GONNA GET MY DATE BACK!
HEH HEH HEH!
BEAT IT, SKIP!
AND WHAT IF I DON'T?
THEN THIS IF YOU DON'T!
OH! LOOK OUT!
Woman: OH, LOOK OUT!
Riff Raff: HEY, WATCH IT!
Muffy: OH! LOOK OUT!
WHOA!
SHALL WE?
SO, YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT WAY, DO YOU?
NOW WE'LL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!
WHOA!
[CRASH]
I THINK NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME
FOR US TO LEAVE.
RIGHT, PRINCESS.
Riff Raff: I TOLD YOU WE'D GET AWAY WITH IT.
THANK YOU, RIFF RAFF.
YOU CAME THROUGH, AS USUAL.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME
AND TAKE THESE SHOES OFF!
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
Mongo: WHERE'S WORDSWORTH?
Riff Raff: HECTOR, WHERE'S WORDSWORTH?
THERE HE IS! LET'S GO GET HIM!
[EVERYONE MOANING]
AM I TARDY FOR THE PARTY?
YOU MISSED IT. NOW GO BACK TO SLEEP.
OK.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO INVITE THESE KINDS OF CATS TO YOUR PARTY,
WELL, YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT INVITING ME.
YEAH, MUFFY. YOU REALLY SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL
WHO YOU INVITE TO YOUR PARTIES.
HA HA HA!
IT'S NEVER TOO COLD FOR A GOLDFISH.
COME ON IN, THE WATER'S FINE!
SEE? HE LIKES COLD.
BUT IN SUMMER YOUR GOLDFISH MIGHT GET TOO HOT.
THE AERATOR AND A FAN HELPS THE WATER EVAPORATE
AND KEEP IT COOL.
WHEW! YOU'RE SO COOL, HEATHCLIFF.
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.
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